I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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