we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Still dying that you shit outside
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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