I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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