i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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