She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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