no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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