I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
ttyl tear gas
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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