if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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