ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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