It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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