i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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