If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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