But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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