I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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