when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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