so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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