And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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