naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
PANTIES FOUND
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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