I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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