That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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