I forgot how hot balto sounded
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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