Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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