Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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