Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
The air taste purple.
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