We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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