he thought i was a dude.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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