You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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