my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We don't watch enough power rangers
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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