I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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