You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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