your room smells of hookers.
And success
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I have aggressive nipples.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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