careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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