yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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