I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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