can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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