Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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