I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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