i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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