Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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