Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
