belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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