I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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