She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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