As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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