i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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