how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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