Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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