Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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