CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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