I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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