I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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