dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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