Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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